Gorretti: Pleasure of the Text

Pleas·ure n
1. a feeling of happiness, delight, or satisfaction
2. gratification of the senses, especially sexual gratification
3. recreation, relaxation, or amusement, especially as distinct from work or everyday routine
4. a source of happiness, joy, or satisfaction
5. somebody’s desire, wish, or preference (formal or literary)

v
1. vt to give somebody pleasure, especially through sensual or sexual stimulation or gratification
2. vi to derive satisfaction or happiness from something (archaic)

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My pleasures are:

1. hearing dirt being sucked in by a vacuum (sound)
2. emptying the lint trap of a dryer
3. finding split ends
4. finding pants that fit
5. cutting nails
6. picking at scabs
7. clean socks
8. warm weather
9. finding money
10. exact change

Bliss n
1. perfect untroubled happiness
2. a state of spiritual joy

Encarta® World English Dictionary © 1999 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Developed for Microsoft by Bloomsbury Publishing Plc.

My Bliss:

1. getting the last of something
2. watching people trip
3. loud sex
4. scaring people
5. playing tricks
6. free porn
7. teasing
7. getting away with something wrong
8. stealing
9. doing better than others
10. cleaning my ears